I have a fear. Maybe
calling it a fear is a bit of an exaggeration. I guess it’s a concern. No,
that’s still not right… Hmmm, let’s call it a conundrum. So, here’s my
conundrum.
The NFL sucks. The
owners are all greedy assholes who don’t give a shit about their fans. The
players are treated like modern-day gladiators, totally dispensable, risking
their physical well-being every time they step on the field. The product has
begun to deteriorate, as every game is marred by an incessant number of stoppages
for video reviews and penalty calls (and now with the added bonus of reviewable
penalty calls). So, how can I still
justify supporting this league? Why do I keep coming back every damn Fall to
watch more damn football?
It’s because I’m a
fanatic. I’m part of the problem. It’s the fanatics like me that keep the
machine going. I’m a fairly logical person, and I realize that I have no good
reason to be entertained by the NFL, but here I am. I plan to go to at least
five Raider games this year, and I will probably watch football every Sunday
from now until February. I mean, think about it. I plan on going to five Raider
games this season. What's wrong with me?
The Raiders. A team that
is leaving Oakland so that they can get a publicly subsidized stadium in Las
Vegas. The Raiders, who have basically said “Fuck you” to all the long-time
Oakland fans. The Raiders, who hired a washed-up buffoon of a coach. The
Raiders, who traded away my favorite player in the league for peanuts. The
Raiders, who could give two shits about the fans like me who are sitting in the
cheap seats. The Raiders, who only care about the bottom line. The Raiders. A
team that I am only a fan of because my best friend when I was 8 years old was
a Raider fan. The Raiders. A team that should mean nothing to me. The Raiders. A team I obsessed over as
a kid. The Raiders. The Silver and Black. The Raiders. The renegades of the NFL. The Raiders... Goddamnit, I love
watching them. Win or lose, I am fully commited to this illogical emotional investment, and it
sickens me. The NFL is my guilty pleasure, and the Raiders are my muse.
And even if the Raiders
don’t whet my appetite enough this year. Even when the Raiders start the season
1-6 (hopefully they’re that good), I’ll still have my fantasy football teams to
entertain me. Ahhh, fantasy football. Talk about dehumanizing the players! With fantasy football, all we care about is the bets
made, the fantasy stats, the bragging rights. We cheer injuries when it means
the player on our fantasy team will now be the starter. We “boo” our own team
when the wrong player scores a touchdown. We may as well be watching machines.
The product would be nearly the same.
The NFL is bad. Football
is bad. But I’ll still watch it all, even knowing it’s all bad. As a relatively
intelligent person, it makes no sense for me to watch this league or this
sport, but I still do it. Now, think of all the morons who are just as stupidly
fanatical for their team as I am. And that right there is why the NFL works.
That’s why no amount of mistreating former players, mistreating current
players, greed, scandals, racism, or blindly stupid policies will scare away
the fans. Their emotional investment is too deep. Football is built too deep
into our culture.
So, with all that in
mind, please forgive me if I wasn’t feeling as enthusiastic this year about doing a full
breakdown of all 32 NFL teams. I have decided
to keep my analysis of each team brief and to the point. Hopefully it comes off
as thoughtful rather than lazy. As usual, I’ll start with the AFC West, and
work my way in my weird order to the NFC East. Playoff teams are in italics. If
you don’t like my writing, there is a graphic below that summarizes my
predictions. If you’re one of the odd few that are actually interested in what
I have to say, you can find my analysis for each team right after that. Enjoy…
even if I’ve already sucked all the fun right out of it.
2019 NFL Regular Season Predictions
AFC West
Kansas City Chiefs (Last
Season: 12-4)
2019 Prediction: 12-4
No change for me here at
the top of the AFC West. The Chiefs are still the best team in the division and maybe even the best team in the Conference.
You could argue that the Chargers are just as talented, but then you remember
that the Chiefs get to play with one of the best home field advantages in the
NFL, while Los Angeles plays in front of a half-filled Soccer Stadium, where
most of the fans are rooting for the Away side anyways. I have no reason to believe
that the reigning MVP will be any worse this year. In fact, he may be better.
Every year of experience is incredibly valuable in this fast-paced league. Additionally, Mahomes has lost none of his great weapons, including his child-beating speedster
Tyreek Hill (until the NFL uncovers the video of him beating his child).
Los Angeles Chargers
(Last Season: 12-4)
2019 Prediction:
11-5
I guess Phillip Rivers’ golden
years still have a chance to produce a Super Bowl Championship. Rivers
continues to excel in a league that has taken every measure to make sure their
crown jewels, their quarterbacks, are protected from those mean old defensive
linemen. With so many rules in place to protect quarterbacks from getting hit,
it’s no surprise that quarterbacks are playing longer and longer in the NFL. As for the rest of the offense, I
would talk about Melvin Gordon more, but there are more and more analytics
everyday showing that running backs are actually less valuable than previously
thought. So, I don’t think the holdout will affect the Chargers significantly.
Austin Ekeler and Justin Jackson are fine running backs, and I think Rivers
still has this guy named Keenan Allen to throw the ball to. The only question
is whether or not Los Angeles will be able to remove Kansas City’s stranglehold
on the division.
Denver Broncos (Last
Season: 6-10)
2019 Prediction: 5-11
I ain’t much of a fan of Joe Flacco. He’s fine. However, he’s certainly not the answer to Denver’s
horrific offensive woes. Flacco doesn’t exactly have lethal weapons to
distribute the ball to, as *looks up Denver's depth chart* they are all
relatively unknown (who the hell is DaeSean Hamilton?). The defense will continue
to keep them somewhat competitive in games. Von Miller is an absolute beast,
and Bradley Chubb is still a promising young linebacker. However, don’t expect
the Broncos to be contending for a Division Title any time soon.
Oakland Raiders (Last
Season: 4-12)
2019 Prediction: 4-12
The Raiders are
atrocious. This team is more of a reality TV show than a football team, which
makes them perfect… for Hard Knocks. The heart-warming story of Richie
Incognito overcoming the adversity of having bullied a former teammate into quitting the NFL should make
for good television. Similarly, it will be very exciting following how Antonio
Brown’s frostbite healed. This season is already turning into an embarrassing
disaster. Gruden is a joke who should have stayed in the Monday Night Football
booth. I will never forgive him for trading away Khalil Mack. Moves like that
are only made by the most arrogant of morons.
AFC North
Pittsburgh Steelers
(Last Season: 9-6-1)
2019 Prediction: 9-7
I totally forgot that
the Steelers did not win this division last year. There is no reason to think
that they will this year, especially since they probably only got worse from
last season, but I’m just not much of a believer in the other teams in the AFC
North. Antonio Brown and Le'Veon Bell are gone for good, and all they have left
is Roethlisberger. And sure, Big Ben is fine, but this team was only able to
scrape together 9 wins last season. I guess I’m mostly just down on the AFC
North in general, as I am predicting that 9 wins will be enough to win this
lame division.
Cleveland Browns (Last
Season: 7-8-1)
2019 Prediction: 8-8
I was almost ready to
get on the Cleveland bandwagon, but this obsession with Baker Mayfield is a
little over the top for me. He’s fine. Maybe I’m just being an obnoxious
hipster about this whole thing, but my dislike for the Browns is pretty much solely due to the fact that everyone likes the Browns. PASS. That being said, this team has a lot of exciting potential. Nick Chubb looks like one of
the best running backs in the league. Beckham and Landry are a dope receiving
tandem. Myles Garret has lived up to expectations so far. And Denzel Ward has
been a beast at defensive back. Hm. Why aren’t I predicting that this
team will win the division...?
Baltimore Ravens (Last
Season: 10-6)
2019 Prediction: 7-9
Apparently the Ravens
won AFC North last season. Totally forgot about that. Anyways, why am I so low
on them? Well, it could have to do with the fact that I literally don’t
remember them winning this division last year. However, with such a versatile
young quarterback under Center, the Ravens should continue to keep teams off-balance, especially with their run-first football style, basically unheard of in this day and age. Harbaugh is all in on Lamar
Jackson, which is cool, especially since he went 6-1 as the starter last
season. Wait, Six and One? Damn, that’s good. Maybe the Ravens are better than I am giving them credit for...
Cincinnati Bengals (Last
Season: 6-10)
2019 Prediction: 5-11
This division should be
fun to watch, as it seems very likely to come down to the last week
of the season. The Steelers, Browns, and Ravens are definitely all contenders
for the Division Title. You know who won’t be part of the fun? The Bengals!
They are horrible. Dalton is bad! AJ Green can’t stay healthy! Joe Mixon is a
great fantasy pick. Giovanni Bernard is a great handcuff for Mixon. And that’s
all the players I know on the Bengals. They must suck!
AFC South
Houston Texans (Last
Season: 11-5)
2019 Prediction:
12-4
I don’t expect this
divisional race to be exciting anymore! Due to some recent developments that I
will be talking about in the last paragraph of this division, the Texans have
pretty much wrapped up the AFC South before a single game has even been played.
In defense of this Houston team, the Texans were probably the best team in
this division anyways. Watson is developing nicely, and he has a nice set of
offensive and defensive weapons to help him out. The loss of Lamar Miller hurts
fantasy owners, but I think the Texans will be relatively unaffected by it. Hopkins, Fuller, and Coutee (and now Stills) make for an epic wide receiver corps. And the
defense is still one of the best in the league, anchored by some guy named
Watt.
Jacksonville Jaguars
(Last Season: 5-11)
2019 Prediction: 10-6
It’s hard to believe
that the Jaguars are only a little over a year removed from a season that ended
at the Conference Championship Game. And it was only due to a blown call
against the Patriots that it stopped there. Can you believe that? The
Jacksonville Jaguars should have been in the Super Bowl in 2018. Instead, they
went home and then followed up their epic playoff campaign with a putrid 5 win
season. So, which team was the real Jaguars? My gut (and the long
horrid history of the Jaguars) suggests that last season was the real thing. But I
don’t care! I want playoff Jaguars! So, I'm predicting them to sneak into the playoffs as a Wild Card team. Apparently, with Nick Foles behind Center, anything is possible!
Tennessee Titans (Last
Season: 9-7)
2019 Prediction: 7-9
The Titans won nine
games last season?! (It is probably not helping my credibility that I am
consistently surprised by the previous season’s win totals for so many teams).
Wow. I don’t remember them being worth a damn last year. No matter. I choose
to accept my false memory of the Titans. In my memory, the Titans suck! I
remember Derrick Henry doing some cool stuff, mostly because he is an
untacklable tank. However, I’m still not a believer in Mariota. He hasn’t done much to
show me that he knows how to win in the NFL. “But Adam, didn’t he win a playoff
game in 2017?” Sure. “And didn’t he have a decent season, especially
considering all of his 2018 injuries?” I guess. “And other than his rookie
season, hasn’t Mariota had a winning record every season of his career?” Hey,
no more goddamn questions, okay?
Indianapolis Colts (Last
Season: 10-6)
2019 Prediction: 5-11
The Colts are doomed.
Without Andrew Luck, this team is atrocious, and it serves the Indianapolis
front office right that they will now learn just how inept they are when they
don’t have one of the greatest quarterbacks in the NFL covering up all their
personnel deficiencies. All the hot takes on this issue have been pretty much
hashed out already. In summary, if you think Luck is a quitter, then you’re an
idiot. If you commend Luck for making an incredibly difficult decision and
stepping away from the game that he loves so that he can have a higher quality
of life as he grows older, then you’re not an idiot. Luck owes the fans and the
NFL nothing. He has given plenty. Personally, from a purely selfish standpoint,
I’m sad to see him go. He was fun to watch when he was at his best.
AFC East
New England Patriots
(Last Season: 11-5)
2019 Prediction: 12-4
Somehow the Patriots won
the Super Bowl last season, while not even playing all that well. While I
won’t argue that New England is a consistently great team, I should point out
that it certainly helps that every season they play in the league’s worst
division. Are any of these teams even trying to put together competent
football teams? The Bills, Dolphins, and Jets are just a bunch of turnstiles of
new inexperienced quarterbacks destined to fail. Meanwhile, Brady and the Pats
get to take it easy, essentially playing 20 preseason games before they have to
actually try during the playoffs. But seriously, when you don’t have to use any
of your best plays to cruise to an easy 12 win season, you have a huge
advantage heading into the playoffs, basically getting to roll out an entirely
new and better game plan against unsuspecting teams. This division is pathetic.
I expect New England to seal it up around Week 13.
New York Jets (Last
Season: 4-12)
2019 Prediction: 7-9
It’s amusing that this
is a season that Jets fans are excited about. Like, they are going to be
horrible again, but just slightly less so than usual. Darnold is fine. The
defense is fine. Le’Veon Bell is going to crumble behind this garbage offensive
line. And that’s all New York has going on. The best part about this team is
that there are two more horrid teams in this division, so they should have a
decent chance to win against them at least.
Buffalo Bills (Last
Season: 6-10)
2019 Prediction: 6-10
The Bills went to the
playoffs two seasons ago. That’s incredible. What did they do after their first trip to the playoffs in nearly 20 years? Oh, they cut
the quarterback that got them there and brought in some draft garbage. And
guess what? They were garbage last season! What a shock. The defense is fine,
but this offense has literally nothing going on. The only thing that worked for
them last season was Josh Allen’s running ability. So, what do you think the
Bills coaches want Allen to do less of this year? You guessed it, they want him
to run less! Brilliant.
Miami Dolphins (Last
Season: 7-9)
2019 Prediction: 3-13
Chosen Rosen, welcome to
the division of despair! And oh boy did you get forced into a horrible situation. The only saving grace for Rosen is that "Fitzmagic" will be the one
taking the beating in Week 1. I expect that to be short lived though, since Fitzpatrick will most likely flop. This is not a knock on Fitzpatrick. I actually think he is a fairly good quarterback. It's just that there
are currently no NFL quarterbacks that could succeed on this thin roster.
Ballage and Drake have a nice thing going at running back. The wide receivers
aren’t horrible, but they aren’t going to make huge plays
for their quarterback either. On defense, I know Kiko Alonso is good, but I don’t actually recognize
any other players on their depth chart, so I’m guessing the defensive unit is
trash. And the Dolphins just traded arguably their best young player, Offensive
Tackle Laremy Tunsil for future picks. This team has officially packed it in.
It may be the worst team in the NFL. Good luck, Miami fans!
So, I guess the AFC is
horrible. Let’s see if the NFC is any better…
NFC West
Los Angeles Rams (Last
Season: 13-3)
2019 Prediction: 13-3
The Rams were all-in
last season, so it wouldn’t be surprising to see the team take a slight dip
this year; however, I’m still pegging them for another impressive 13-win
season. And while last season was certainly not a disappointment for Los
Angeles, it may still be seen that way, thanks to a horrible performance in the
Super Bowl. The Rams were only able to score three points in a game that ended
up being the least entertaining Super Bowl since Seattle demolished Denver in
2014. Would New Orleans have fared better against New England had a certain
blatantly missed Pass Interference penalty been called? It’s hard to say.
However, it’s hard to imagine the Saints putting up a worse performance than
that in the Super Bowl.
Seattle Seahawks (Last
Season: 10-6)
2019 Prediction: 10-6
Seattle continues to
barely hold onto relevancy. Every season it seems like they are destined for a
regression, but they continue to stay above the NFL mediocre tier. The Seahawks
have finished with a winning record every season since 2012. Not bad! It
certainly helps that the Cardinals and Niners have both been horrible for quite
some time now. Wilson continues to be solid, leading one of two run-first teams
in the NFL. The running back committee is not bad. Lockett has emerged into a
solid, consistent receiving option. And the defense is good, though certainly
no Legion of Boom. I
guess what I’m trying to say is that Seattle will be fine this year. Now that’s
some exciting analysis!
San Francisco 49ers
(Last Season: 4-12)
2019 Prediction: 6-10
JIMMY G! He’s back and
better than ever! Wait, you’re telling me that he’s back but worse than
ever? Well, at least McKinnon is back from last season’s ACL tear; he’s just
the kind of explosive player that can tear up a defe... wait, McKinnon has already
been placed on Injured Reserve? What the hell? Are there any good players on
the San Francisco roster? No, not one? They don’t even know who their WR1 is
yet? Their defense is still mediocre trash? They lost to the Cardinals twice
last season? At least this team is better than the Raiders?
Arizona Cardinals (Last
Season: 3-13)
2019 Prediction: 4-12
The Cardinals “won” the
first pick of the draft last season by allowing their rookie quarterback to be
eaten alive by the realities of playing for an atrocious team while having no
NFL experience. It did not go well. In fact, it went so poorly that they traded
him away in the following offseason, so that they could draft a different
rookie quarterback who will also be ravaged by the realities of being on an
atrocious team while having no NFL experience. Well, you know what they say...
“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” -Michael Scott
NFC North
Chicago Bears (Last
Season: 12-4)
2019 Prediction: 11-5
Trubisky is trash, but
the rest of this damn team is really good. So, they actually may be good enough
to make some noise, despite their weakness at quarterback. In an era where the Defensive Line is arguably the most important aspect of a defense, the Bears have the
best unit in the entire NFL. Their superb Defensive Line, anchored by the
best player in the game Khalil Mack, certainly contributed to their league-best
defense last season. I am certainly not biased at all, but Mack is a truly
amazing player and I miss him so much every day… Please come back Khalil. We need you... Fun fact! Khalil Mack had 12.5 sacks in 2018. The entire Raiders
defense had 13 sacks. Hey Jon Gruden, you suck!
Minnesota Vikings (Last
Season: 8-7-1)
2019 Prediction: 10-6
This team was so damn
good in 2017. I thought it was the beginning of a new era for Minnesota. However, they regressed hard in 2018, indicating that 2017 may have just been a flash in the pan. However, I always say that there is a lot of value in having some consistency at
quarterback, so I’m thinking year two of Cousins behind Center should be
much better than year one, especially with the core of the team remaining mostly
the same. What that in mind, it would seem that Minnesota is primed for another
playoff run this season, right? Well, I’d be more confident, except for the
fact that this division is one of the few in the NFL that has three above
average teams. The NFC North Title race should be a very entertaining battle. It will probably cause a good team or two to miss the playoffs.
Green Bay Packers (Last
Season: 6-9-1)
2019 Prediction: 10-6
Alright, so last season
was pretty bad for Green Bay. By finishing with only 6 wins, the Packers finished with a losing record in back-to-back seasons for the first time
since 1991. That’s a pretty incredible stat. Do you know what happened in 1992
that turned this franchise around? Oh yeah, Brett Favre played his first season
for the Packers. Then in 2008, he passed the torch to Rodgers. Life sure is
easy when you have a reliable option at quarterback for almost 30 years. With such a great run of
success coming to an end, it is no surprise that the Packers front office felt that they needed
to change things up. That change was the end of Mike McCarthy’s 13 year tenure
as Green Bay’s Head Coach. So begins the Matt LeFleur era. Being in charge of
such a winning franchise will certainly put some pressure on the young Head
Coach. I wonder how long his leash is and how hot his seat will get if the
Packers get off to a slow start in 2019.
Detroit Lions (Last Season:
6-10)
2019 Prediction: 4-12
I don’t think the Lions
are that bad. However, I do think the NFC North is that good. The
realities of playing in a strong division are that you are going to have a
tough time winning games. If Detroit can grab some early Divisional wins, they
may be more competitive than I am currently predicting. From the neutral’s
perspective it would sure be entertaining if the Lions were able to push the
race for the Division Title to four teams. However, I think I’m happy to settle
for what is most likely to be an entertaining three-team race for the NFC North
crown.
NFC South
Atlanta Falcons (Last
Season: 7-9)
2019 Prediction: 11-5
Conventional wisdom says
that the Saints are the best team in the division. Well, forget that! I’m still
a believer in Atlanta for some reason! The offense was great last season, but
the defense was atrocious. Ravaged by injuries, they gave up the 5th most yards
in the league. Not bad when you consider the fact that they still managed to
win seven games last year. If the defense can be remotely better than last
season and if the offense can reap the benefits of an improved offensive line,
the Falcons may actually be able to win this division. Hmmmm, I just said that
if the Falcons improve on offense and defense they might be better this season. That’s some truly brilliant analysis right there.
New Orleans Saints (Last
Season: 13-3)
2019 Prediction: 11-5
Alright, I don’t have
them winning the division, but I do predict them to be the top Wild Card team
in a strong NFC Conference. The Saints are good, but they have plenty of
issues. The defense is getting better, but the offense is in decline. I mean, I
guess Brees can continue to play at an elite level, but I just have to think
that this FORTY-YEAR-OLD MAN will not be as good this season as he was in 2018. Kamara and Thomas will do their best to keep the offense chugging away,
but Brees’ age is going to become a sudden reality for the Saints soon. I guess
they are just hoping that they can sneak a Super Bowl Title before that
happens.
Carolina Panthers (Last
Season: 7-9)
2019 Prediction: 7-9
Newton’s shaky health
makes me constantly nervous about Carolina’s ability to win games consistently.
Maybe I’m just overreacting to a left foot sprain, but the fact that they had
Cam in a walking boot during the preseason does not make me confident that he
is 100%. As proven in seasons past, when Newton is not fully healthy, the
Panthers can fall apart in spectacular fashion. McCaffrey has turned into a
bonafide superstar, and the defense is certainly adequate, but can they make a
playoff push in this competitive division? I’m not so sure about that.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (Last
Season: 5-11)
2019 Prediction: 6-10
I have never been a
believer in Jameis Winston. I saw him play at Florida State. He was mediocre at
best. Then the 2015 draft arrives, and apparently all the scouts say he is the
consensus number one overall pick. What? Why? Well, I find myself still asking
the same questions. Even with one of the greatest receivers in the game in Mike
Evans, Winston cannot find a way to have even a mediocre season. Now, with the
emergence of third-year receiver Chris Godwin, if Jameis still can’t lead this
offense to competency, maybe it’s time to start asking the tough questions.
Like, why did plug-in starter Ryan Fitzpatrick play just as well in this
offense as Winston? Or, is it time to draft a better franchise quarterback? That being said, it appears as though Tampa Bay will
continue to roll with Winston until they lose every game possible. They're really milking his losing record for all it's worth. I just don’t get it.
NFC East
Dallas Cowboys (Last
Season: 10-6)
2019 Prediction: 11-5
What’s not to like about
the Cowboys? Zeke’s holdout has come to a close. Dak has proven to be a worthy
NFL starter. Cooper is a legitimately great receiver that was improperly
utilized in Oakland. And the offense is still anchored by arguably the best Offensive Line in the NFL. Additionally, the NFC East is a particularly weak
division, as only Philadelphia has the roster to be remotely competitive with
Dallas this season. Things are looking up for America's Team.
Philadelphia Eagles
(Last Season: 9-7)
2019 Prediction: 10-6
Is Wentz healthy yet? If
so, I’m digging these Eagles. Carson’s health has been the only thing holding
back Philadelphia from achieving their true potential! Wait. You’re telling me
they won a Super Bowl with Nick Foles at quarterback? Then what’s
holding this team back? Is it Wentz? It might be Wentz? Wow... Well, never mind all
that. The Eagles should be decent again. They are coming off back-to-back
playoff seasons, with the former resulting in a Super Bowl Title. I expect
Philadelphia to hang around as a top team for a little longer. I’m just not
sure they are good enough to take the Division Crown from a tough Dallas
team.
New York Giants (Last
Season: 5-11)
2019 Prediction: 5-11
I want Daniel Jones! Let
the Daniel Jones era begin! In the shock of the offseason, the Giants selected
Daniel Jones at sixth overall in the 2019 Draft. The draft is always a great
place to identify the teams that are the most desperate not to be horrible
anymore, and the Giants are certainly one of those teams. New York outsmarted themselves on this one. Jones was an average quarterback for a
mediocre Duke team throughout college. I guess he literally looks like a franchise
quarterback, that is, if you’re goal is for your franchise quarterback to look
like a dopier version of Eli Manning. If Jones doesn’t produce wins for this trifling Giants team soon, New York might end up looking pretty stupid for making
this unexpected draft-day move.
Washington Redskins
(Last Season: 7-9)
2019 Prediction: 4-12
The Redskins actually
looked like a respectable team last season. Well, they looked good up until the
moment Alex Smith broke his leg. After starting the season 6-3, Smith seemed to
finally be proving his doubters wrong, showing that he could win on any team. Then, his season ended in horrific fashion. Josh Johnson, Colt McCoy,
and Mark Sanchez combined to finish the season with a record of 1-6, and that
was that. The Redskins have seemingly addressed their quarterback problem by
bringing in Case Keenum (the poor man’s Alex Smith) and by drafting Dwayne
Haskins, but I am still skeptical. In my opinion, this team is far away from
contending for a playoff spot anytime soon.
Super Bowl
Prediction:
The league is certainly
wide open this year. The Patriots are the early-season favorites to repeat as
champions. However, they are certainly vulnerable, as there are many teams
right in their wake, looking to steal away the Lombardi Trophy. But who will it
be…?
Prediction: Houston
Texans defeat Chicago Bears in Super Bowl LIV, 24-21
Hard to imagine the
Texans actually winning it all, but here we are, reaching the end of my
nonsensical rambling, and that is exactly what I am saying will happen. These two teams are alright. I guess this Super Bowl
result could happen. Right? Anyone agree with me? Maybe one person agrees with
me? Probably not? Whatever. End of analysis.
Enjoy the season! If
you’re reading this, it has probably already started.
