For the fourth season in
a row, I made all the right predictions. However, once again, the wrong teams
won some games, based on unpredictable events, which would have been impossible
for me to expect. In a vacuum I obviously would have been able to predict every
team’s record perfectly. Unfortunately, we live in a flawed world, so I must
suffer. Let’s take a look back at 17 weeks of flawed football to find out how
we ended up with this hodgepodge of NFL teams in the playoffs.
As I always do, I have
placed my predictions next to the actual results from the NFL season. I enjoy
doing this because it allows for complete transparency. Most professional NFL
analysts have the luxury of an audience with short memories, which allows them
to make predictions without actually being held accountable for what they said.
Most will hyperfocus on a couple of predictions that they got correct, rather
than doing a proper statistical analysis of how they actually performed. I, on
the other hand, am happy to provide my readers with full transparency.
This year, I added an
additional analysis. I analyzed how my picks would have done, had I bet on all
of them, based on the lines set by OddsShark1 on September 6th (1 day
before the season started). Fortunately, I did well in this aspect, getting 18
out of 31 picks correct (58%).
If you would like to see
the full analysis of my predictions, you can follow this link:
If you don’t like
spreadsheets or additional clicking, you can view the summarized version of how
I did below (playoff teams are in bold):
Quick Stats:
Average Differential Between Predicted and
Actual
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2.7
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Correct Predictions
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5
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Predictions Within 1 Game
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11
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Predictions Off by 3 or More Games
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15
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Worst Prediction
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Giants (Prediction:
10-6, Actual: 3-13)
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Playoff Teams
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6/12
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Division Winners
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3/8
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Most Accurately Predicted Division
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AFC North (Off by 7
games)
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Least Accurately Predicted Division
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NFC East (Off by 15
games)
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Brosh vs. Vegas
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18 Correct out of 31
Picks (1 Push) = 58% Correct
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Now that we have the
BORING statistics out of the way, let’s get to the nitty gritty, and find out
what really happened in each division. How the hell did we end up where we are
now?
AFC West
As I predicted, the
Chiefs repeated as AFC West champs. While I couldn’t have predicted how up and
down their season would be, I was able to pick them out as the best in the
West. Smith went from game manager to MVP-candidate and back to game manager,
all in the span of about 6 weeks. Just like the perception of Smith, the season
was up and down for the Chiefs. Kansas City won their first five games, then
lost 6 of 7, which included embarrassing losses to all of the pitiful New York
based teams (Bills, Jets, and Giants). Fortunately for Chiefs fans, they were
able to rebound with four straight wins to close the season, escaping from what
would have been a historically impressive collapse.
As for the rest of the
division, I was able to predict the mild success of the Chargers somewhat
accurately. Their season was a mirror image of the Chiefs, as they lost their
first four games, before rebounding to win 9 of their last 12. Unfortunately,
the strong close to the season was not enough to propel Los Angeles into the
playoffs. The Raiders were terribly disappointing this season. Oakland won a
lot of close games last season, so it was expected that their record would
regress. However, the Raiders did not just regress, they took a full two steps
backwards, as they were blown out in most of their losses this season,
consistently losing by two or more scores. Only four of Oakland’s ten losses
were by a single score. Finally, at the bottom of the heap sat the Denver
Broncos. Denver was clearly the worst team in the division all season. They had
difficulty choosing a starting quarterback, and the defense has not been able
to return to elite form since their 2016 Super Bowl Championship. Quarterback
must be addressed in the offseason if the Broncos hope to return to winning
ways. I wonder if John Elway can entice another great quarterback to move to
Denver.
AFC North
The AFC North is
generally the most predictable division of the bunch. The Steelers usually win
it. The Bengals and/or Ravens sometimes challenge Pittsburgh for the top spot.
And Cleveland is always horrible. Once again, this is what unfolded in the
North. The Steelers earned a first round bye in the playoffs, comfortably
winning the AFC North. Meanwhile, the Ravens and Bengals flirted with a wild
card berth for most of the season. While Cincinnati had a fairly disappointing
season thanks mostly to an unbelievably horrid offense (is Andy Dalton good at
all?), the Ravens were able to stay relevant until the final week of the
regular season. Of course, the Ravens inexplicably lost to the Bengals in
Baltimore in Week 17, which eliminated the Ravens from playoff contention.
And then there is
Cleveland. At this point, what else can you expect? The Browns became the
second team in NFL history to go 0-16 in a season, joining the infamous 2008
Detroit Lions. To Cleveland’s credit, they stuck with their QB and head coach
throughout the entire season. In defense of Kizer, he had nothing to work with.
Not in defense of Kizer, he was unable to make anything of his first 15 NFL
games. It seems as though the Browns will stick with Hue Jackson for at least
one more season, which I think is the right call. A franchise needs consistency
to succeed. Still, how long is the ownership team willing to wait for the Browns
to start winning games? I guess we’ll have to wait until next season to find
out.
AFC South
Somehow, the AFC South
put two teams in the playoffs this season. Jacksonville is obviously deserving
of this spot, as they had the second best defense in the league all season
(along with the 5th highest scoring offense). Even with perennial mediocre
quarterback Blake Bortles, this team was able to succeed. Bortles did his best
to take advantage of a plethora of young talent at wide receiver, and Fournette
did well to create a respectable running game for the Jaguars. Ultimately, this
led to a successful, playoff-bound season for the Jaguars. One spot below
Jacksonville, Tennessee put together a respectable season, finishing at 9-7. Of
course, getting to play four games against the Colts and Texans certainly
helped their record (admittedly, one of those Texans games was before Watson
got hurt). Still, the Titans were able to finish with an above .500 record in
the pitiful AFC, even though they finished the season with a negative point
differential. It will be interesting to see how Mariota performs on the big
stage.
Down in the cellar of
the AFC, the Colts and Texans were consistently horrible this season. Both
teams were perfect examples of what total incompetence at quarterback can do to
a team. Tom Savage and Jacoby Brissett were both awful, and their teams
suffered for it. Unfortunately for both teams, there were simply no other
options in free agency. I mean, quarterbacks who have led teams to NFC championships
with a career TD to INT ratio greater than 2 (or 72:30) are never just readily
available on the free agent market. I mean, how many idiotic franchises with
quarterback issues would there have to be to leave a perfectly viable
quarterback option like that in free agency? Anyways, since no quarterback like
that existed all season, both teams were forced to suffer through a horrid
year. Fortunately for both of these teams, the impending return of Luck and
Watson should provide a significant boost to their respective offenses (unless
Indianapolis chooses to continue ignoring their glaring weaknesses at offensive
line). For that reason, the future is not too bleak for any AFC South team.
AFC East
I did it! I brilliantly
predicted that the Patriots would easily win the AFC East! Wow, I’m good at
this. As everyone expected, New England was able to grab another AFC East
crown, while the rest of the division did their best to start planning for the
future. The Patriots started the season with a blowout loss to the Chiefs,
which seemed ominous at the time. However, this proved to be nothing more than
a minor blip on the radar, as Belichick, Brady, and the Patriots cruised to a
first place finish in the AFC, securing home-field advantage throughout the
playoffs
Even though all three
other AFC East teams appeared to be restructuring their rosters this season,
the hapless Bills found a way into the playoffs. The Bills success was more of
a testament to how bad the AFC was this year than anything else. The Bills, a
team that at the start of the season had no intention of trying to win games in
2017, made the playoffs. The Bills, a team that started Nathan Peterman for one
half of a football game before mercifully pulling him from a 54-24 defeat
against the Chargers in Week 11, made the playoffs. The Bills, a team that
finished with a -57 point differential this season, made the playoffs. Yes, the
Bills, for the first time since 1999, will play in a playoff game. I’m sure no
one in Buffalo even cares that this is one of the worst teams to play a
meaningful game in January in NFL history. The Bills are back! Now, can they
end their 23 year playoff victory drought?
The Dolphins season went
almost exactly as expected. An apathetic Jay Cutler was unable to lift the
perennially mediocre Dolphins into relevancy. Maybe it’s time for Cutler to
fade off into the sunset. The only decent things I can think to say about the
Dolphins is that Kenyan Drake looked pretty good (maybe he will be a good
running back in the future, and for his sake, hopefully he gets to play for a
better franchise than the one in Miami), and at least they were better than the
Jets. Though, in defense of the Jets, their season went much better than
expected. For a team that had serious potential of losing upwards of 14 games,
the Jets, led by the best backup quarterback in the game Josh McCown, were able
to put together a not entirely horrible season. The offense was not very good,
but the defense was respectable. Additionally, Robby Anderson proved to be an
emerging young talent for New York. With some help in the draft and free
agency, maybe the best team in East Rutherford will be able to win some more
games in the near future.
NFC West
Obviously one of the
biggest surprises of the season came out of this division. The Los Angeles Rams
were unbelievably good under first year head coach, Sean McVay. With such an
enormous turnaround, I’m not sure if more credit/blame should be given to
Fisher or McVay. The major turnaround was on the offensive side of the ball,
where the Rams went from worst to first, an absolutely mind-blowing
improvement. At the beginning of the season, I said that the Rams hadn’t made
any significant improvements on the offensive line (and they hadn’t!), so I
wasn’t expecting an improvement from last season’s second-worst pass protection
or Gurley’s horrible 3.2 YPC average. Boy, was I wrong. The Rams reduced their
sacks allowed from 49 to 28, and Gurley rushed for an astonishing 4.7 YPC,
making him a legitimate MVP candidate. The Rams are legit, and the best part of
it is that there is finally a team to challenge the Seahawks in what was
previously one of the worst divisions in the NFL. Speaking of the Seahawks... this year Seattle will miss the
playoffs for the first time since 2011. The vaunted Legion of Boom has finally
begun to age, as the once unstoppable defense is no longer. In the wake of the
defensive struggles, Wilson and the offense have shown improvement. However,
they have not been good enough to offset the faltering defense. In Week 17,
with their slim playoff hopes still alive, Seattle needed a win against Drew
Stanton and the lowly Cardinals. Even with their great homefield advantage, they lost, 26-24.
Even though they
finished third, the Cardinals may have been the most impressive team in this
division. Even while shuffling through backup quarterbacks all season, Arizona
managed to finish the season at a respectable 8-8. Without Palmer, the
Cardinals went 5-4. Fitzgerald was great on a team of battered quarterbacks,
and the defense was good enough to keep them in most games. If this is what
they can do without a decent quarterback, imagine how good the Cardinals could
be if they find one for next year? Or maybe they will be able to make something
out of one of their currently rostered quarterbacks.
Finally, while a last
place finish was inevitable after starting the season 0-9, the Niners were
still able to impress this season. I’ll be honest, when Garoppolo won his first
two games, defeating the lowly Bears and Texans, I wasn’t convinced of his
abilities. But then when he defeated the Jaguars, Titans, and Rams to close out
the season on a 5-game winning streak, I started becoming a believer. It is not
often that a 6-win team finishes the season with an abundance of confidence.
However, it is also not often that a team finishes the season on a 5 game
winning streak and misses the playoffs. But here we are. I’m sure all the Niner
players and fans can’t wait for the 2018 season to start. This team is on the
rise. In 2018, we will find out whether or not this late season success was a
fluke.
NFC North
In another one of the
shocks of the season, the Vikings finished the regular season at 13-3, grabbing
a first round bye. When it was known that Bridgewater would not return, the
Minnesota season looked destined for mediocrity. Bradford’s decent
quarterbacking led to an optimistic 2-0 start. However, after being forced into
season-ending knee surgery, it seemed almost certain that the Minnesota offense
was doomed. Enter Case Keenum. Keenum, known mostly for his horrendous
quarterbacking for the Rams the season before, was suddenly tasked with leading
the Vikings to the playoffs, and that is exactly what he did. A season that was
expected to go horribly wrong, suddenly turned into one of the best regular
seasons in team history, second only to their 15-1 season in 1998, when Chris
Carter and Randy Moss combined for 29 touchdown receptions. Led by the top
scoring and overall defense in the league (second in pass and rushing defense),
the Vikings overcame their offensive limitations, emerging as a legitimate
Super Bowl contender.
The rest of the NFC
North did not fare as well as the Vikings. The Lions stumbled to another
mediocre record, finishing just outside of a wild card spot. Stafford was good
but not great, as is the norm with him. The big problem for Detroit was the
regression on defense, as what appeared to be an improving unit, ended up
faltering this season. In Green Bay, the only headlines will be about Rodgers.
With Rodgers injured for a large chunk of the season, the Packers posted their
first losing season since 2008 (Rodgers’ first year as starting quarterback).
As Rodgers continues to age, the Packers are going to have to start to address
their many issues. Green Bay will only be able to lean on his unbelievably
talented throwing arm for so long.
At the bottom of the NFC
North, the Bears reliably finished the season as one of the worst teams in the
league. Mike Glennon, a quarterback that the Bears agreed to pay $45 million
dollars over three years ($18.5 million guaranteed), was given an absurdly
short leash. Glennon went 1-3 over his only four starts (including an
incredibly close loss to the Falcons in Week 1), before being benched for
rookie Mitchell Trubisky. Trubisky was not much better than Glennon, finishing
the season 4-8 as the starter. As the Bears head into another offseason after a
disappointing year of football, it will be interesting to see how they address
their awkward issue at quarterback. Will they continue to roster the highest
paid backup in the league, or will they cut ties with Glennon and just take the
dead money cap hit? Either way, it seems that the BEars are a long ways away
from returning to relevancy.
NFC South
I was right about one
thing. The NFC South was the best division in the league this season, as they
were able to put 3 teams in the postseason, just as I had predicted. The only
problem is that I predicted the wrong 3 teams would make the playoffs. Switch
the Buccaneers for the Saints, and I pretty much nailed this division
perfectly. While the Saints’ rise to the NFC South title was not all that
shocking, how they did it was. The passing game was good, but not as good as
usual for New Orleans. The rise to their division title can be mostly attributed
to vast improvements in the running game (see: Kamara & Ingram) and
defense. Brees was still good, but he was nowhere near top form this season,
and he didn’t have to be, as the rest of the team stepped up to make the Saints
a legitimate championship contender. Just below the Saints in the standings,
the Panthers enjoyed a very good rebound year, as Newton returned to his
typical self. While he was not nearly as good as his 2015 MVP season, Newton
showed a lot of improvement from last season. Carolina played a tough schedule,
facing off against playoff teams in 8 of their 16 games. They were able to win
half of those contests, including impressive wins against Minnesota and New
England. However, two of those losses were at the hands of New Orleans, who
just so happen to be Carolina’s first round playoff opponent.
The hangover from their
Super Bowl disaster was short, as the Falcons were able to put together a
decent season, sneaking into the playoffs as the final NFC wild card team. The
offense was nowhere near the quality of the team from last year, and Ryan was
never even in the MVP conversation. In fact, Atlanta’s defense was arguably
better than their offense this season. So, what happened over such a short
period of time? All the main players were still on the roster this season. Was
Shanahan really that valuable to the Falcons? Did they make big changes to
their offensive schemes when Shanahan left for San Francisco? Either way, the
Falcons will have to figure out how ro right the ship in LA this weekend. At
the bottom, the Buccaneers were a big disappointment this season, finishing
with a measly 5 wins. Winston did not take the positive step forward that I
expected, and the defense was horrible, allowing the most total yards per game
of any team in the league. With such a tough division to navigate, Tampa Bay
might be in for a rough couple of years if they do not see any improvement this
offseason.
NFC East
It is not often that a
team that finished in first place has such low expectations heading into the
playoffs. Yet that is the case for the Eagles. Wentz was a strong MVP candidate
until a season-ending injury forced Foles to take his place at QB. Since then,
the offense has sputtered. Thankfully for Philadelphia, the defense has also
been very strong, and Foles has been a formidable option at quarterback in the
past, so maybe there is a chance that the Eagles can string together a couple
of playoff victories.
After such a successful
2017 campaign, the Cowboys will disappointed in their inability to return to
the postseason, as they finished with a mediocre record of 9-7. Prescott,
Elliott, and Dez still looked good, leading the offense to some success this
season. However, 2017 will mostly be remembered for Ezekiel Elliott's seemingly
endless saga of whether or not his suspension would be upheld this season. Of
course, he ended up serving the suspension between Weeks 10 and 15, which may
have been enough to cost the Cowboys a spot in the playoffs.
The Redskins were once
again adequate. Washington has a lot of talent at the skill positions, with a
strong group of running backs and receivers. The big question for this team
will be whether or not they hold onto Cousins during the offseason. Due to
mistakes made with franchise tagging, Cousins is slated to make a lot of money
next season, unless he is willing to restructure his deal with the Washington
front office. In my mind, the most likely scenario is that Cousins is released,
where he will get the opportunity to test the free agent market. As Cousins and
his agent probably knows, there are many QB-desperate teams that would be happy
to pay Cousins a lot of money to join their team. Also on the list of teams who
do not know who will be their quarterback next season, the Giants finished an
unexpectedly terrible season, winning only three games. For New York, it
appears that the team has finally cracked, as it may be time for a total
restructuring. Injuries left a roster already devoid of talent in a seemingly
irreparable state. The low point of the season was when Eli Manning was benched
for Geno Smith in Week 13, which ended Eli’s 210 consecutive game start streak
(the second longest streak in NFL history). This meaningless benching will
serve as reminder of what a horrible year 2017 was for the Giants. I expect a
total tear down of the Giants this offseason. No one, not even Eli Manning, is
safe.
The regular season is
finally over, and the Wild Card Round of the playoffs has arrived. I’ll have my
predictions for the first round of the playoffs ready before the games start on
Saturday (hopefully). Stay tuned!
References:
1. Hartling, Justin. OddsShark: 2017 NFL
Season Win Totals, http://www.oddsshark.com/nfl/2017-nfl-season-win-totals